Made me laugh

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  1. Winker

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    Young Nudger and Arabian Ian walking darn Oakwell lane and fall into a manhole,

    Arabian Ian sez fuk me Nudger its dark in ere,

    fuk knows i cant see ought
     
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    A weasel walks into a bar.
    Barman says "what can I get for you?"
    "Pop" goes the weasel.
     
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    Does anyone know if it’s possible to have a skin graft from your bottom to donate to someone who isn’t a relative?

    Arse skin for a friend.
     
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    SAD NEWS JUST IN: A man was killed today working in a betting office when he was pinned against a wall by boxes of betting slips, the ambulance crew tried to revive him but unfortunately the odds were stacked against him
     
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    More sad news, this time from the nestle factory, where a worker was crushed under boxes of chocolate bars. Every time he shouted "the milky bars are on me", everyone just cheered.
     
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    Connor gets into Oakwell a bit late and cant find a seat, looking rarnd he spots TonyTyke sat at front next to an empty seat,

    Heyup TonyTyke is that seat taken, no it was are lass' s, but since she passed away its free.

    Stroke of luck, dint no other family member want to cum,

    No there all at the FUNERAL
     
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    Young Nudger and his Football Player friend aving a drink in the Mount pub talking abart Valentines Day, wot tha getting your lass Nudger asks.

    Im gerrin her a Diamond Ring and a new Bentley, then if she dunt like the ring, she can enjoy the trip back to shop in the Bentley and exchange it.

    Nudger sez im gerrin r lass a pair of Slippers and a Dildo, an if she dunt like her Slippers she can go fuk hersen.
     
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    Just bin to mates house, he's Gay and Dyslexic, sez he cant wait for FEBRUARY 14,

    He thinks its Vaseline day.
     
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    Splashed out and booked a table for me and the missus for Valentine's Day. When I told her about it she had a right tantrum. How was I to know she couldn't play snooker?
     
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    Went art last neight for Valentines, thought id pull,

    pulled a reight stunner from Doncaster, anyhow she said does tha wanna cum back to ars for a good time,

    She wasnt foookin kidding, i went on dodgems, waltzers, ghost train, and to cap it off, i came home wi a foookin GOLDFISH
     
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    Sez to r lass this morning put mi DOGGING gear up for sale on e bay,

    No bids so far, but theres 18 watching
     
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    Sign at local chemist -
    'Viagra! it might not make you James Bond but it will make you Roger Moore.'
     
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    Went art to celebrate last neight, ended up pulling a reight fat foooker, She sez has tha got a nickname,

    r sez, the SLEDGE,

    she sez, giggling is that cos thar a smooth ride,

    r said, no its cos i always end up wi ugly Dogs.
     
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    How can you tell when a Sheff Wed fan is lying?

    His lips are moving.
     

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