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Or one with wonky eyes - Isiah (one eye is higher)
A deer with no eyes no legs... Still no idea
Apologies in advance...
Why don’t you buy underpants from the Ukraine?
Danny Wellbeck's brother is a bomb disposal expert called Stan ...
A woman goes into the bank with a fifty pound note sticking out of each ear. She asks if she can see the manager about her account. The bank clerk goes to see the manager and says, "there's a woman wanting to see you - she says she's one hundred pounds in arrears."
Vandals have attacked the grave of Karl Marx in highgate cemetery London. Police say it has all the makings of a communist plot .
If the father of modern psychology tripped up on a banana skin would it be a Freudian slip?
How do you get a Nun pregnant?
Dress her up as an alter boy.
Went to a fancy dress party me as a chicken, missus as an egg. Got home later feeling frisky. Now I know which came first.
Mate of mine went on Mastermind. Lost to 2 short planks.
Why are there no headache tablets in the jungle?
Because the parrots eat 'em all
Lady (to her doctor): "What l am worried about is my height and not my weight."
Doctor: "How come?"
Lady: "According to my weight, my height should be 7 feet, 8 inches."
Teacher: "Whoever answers my next question, can go home."
One boy throws his bag out the window.
Teacher: "Who just threw that?"
Boy: "Me, and now I’m going home."
The devout cowboy lost his favorite Bible while he was mending fences out on the range. Three weeks later, a sheep walked up to him carrying the Bible in its mouth. The cowboy couldn't believe his eyes.
He took the precious book out of the sheep's mouth, raised his eyes heavenward and exclaimed, "It's a miracle!"
"Not really," said the sheep. "Your name is written inside the cover."
One thousand up!
Father in a conversation with a neighbour...
First son: Degree in Economics
Second son: MBA
Third son: PhD
Fourth son: Thief
Neighbour: Why can't you throw the fourth son out of your house?
Father: He is the only one earning money. The rest are unemployed.
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