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    Or one with wonky eyes - Isiah (one eye is higher)
     
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    A deer with no eyes no legs... Still no idea
     
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    Apologies in advance...
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    Why don’t you buy underpants from the Ukraine?

    Chernobyl fallout....
     
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    Danny Wellbeck's brother is a bomb disposal expert called Stan ...
     
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    A woman goes into the bank with a fifty pound note sticking out of each ear. She asks if she can see the manager about her account. The bank clerk goes to see the manager and says, "there's a woman wanting to see you - she says she's one hundred pounds in arrears."
     
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    Vandals have attacked the grave of Karl Marx in highgate cemetery London. Police say it has all the makings of a communist plot .
     
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    If the father of modern psychology tripped up on a banana skin would it be a Freudian slip?
     
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    How do you get a Nun pregnant?

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    The devout cowboy lost his favorite Bible while he was mending fences out on the range. Three weeks later, a sheep walked up to him carrying the Bible in its mouth. The cowboy couldn't believe his eyes.

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    One thousand up!


    Father in a conversation with a neighbour...

    First son: Degree in Economics
    Second son: MBA
    Third son: PhD
    Fourth son: Thief

    Neighbour: Why can't you throw the fourth son out of your house?

    Father: He is the only one earning money. The rest are unemployed.
     
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