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  1. Geo

    George Spicer Active Member

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    I have just been for a splendid 7.7km cycle

    Lovely that it is getting light again.

    I bumped in to my friend Tim along the way who said that our next manager might be Jaap Stam.

    Have a wonderful day

    George Spicer
     
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    George,

    It’s marvellous to have your sunny disposition lighting up the board this morning. Tell me - is your partner as similarly cheerful and optimistic as your good self?

    I only ask as my wife has already called me a lazy shithouse this morning when I said I didn’t have time to make the kids breakfast and your happy demeanour early morning contrasts somewhat with hers.

    Regards,

    TM.
     
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    It's my birthday today, George. I'm hoping for a thunderously good feed, a super cake and a snifter of port before bedtime.
    Do you have any recipes for a victoria sponge that I could pass on the the memsaab as the old girl's not too hot in the kitchen.
    Things on the catering front have gone down hill since we had to let the cook go and it's so difficult to get good staff these days.
    Anyway chin chin.
     
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    Mr Badger Well-Known Member

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    Rather clumsy of you old thing if you're bumping into people at seven in the morning.
     
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    I’m afraid he was trying to put a dampener on your cheerfulness with that information George.
    Best to go off road and avoid him next time.
    Enjoy Breakfast.
    Marlsy
     
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    My wife and I also shared valentines good will this morning. I got up for work at daft o’clock and stubbed my toe on the bed and she told me to shut the **** up as it’s her day off and she wanted a lay in.
    I appreciate these wonderful romantic moments that we regularly share.
     
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    I wanted to go for a bike ride around Dodworth, but the entire village is gridlocked, caused by a fleet of delivery vans bringing my Valentine's cards. A Valentine's special freight train has also arrived and is currently blocking Dodworth level crossing while my cards are being unloaded. This is estimated to take about 3 hours.
     
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    Hi @George Spicer ,

    I have made a card for her indoors today. It was made with love and its a bespoke production with a little naughty verse in the middle.

    I'm hopeful of a least a gob job later, but I'm not holding my breath because I've mistakingly left a knife in the fork drawer this morning and she's hit the fcuking roof.

    Yours

    Terry.
     
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    Good morning squire
    You are correct it truly is a splendid morning, the sun is gleaming down on the Bentley.
    The good lady and I are going to spend a marvelous day together, as she woke up this morning and said, because it's valentine's Day and I have swapped my day off to the same as hers, I can have what ever I want today!!
    So I think a nice lunch and then I'll smash her back door in!

    Spiffing old chap.
    Also the news regarding Jaap staam! Is more likely to be a rumour than the truth... But I've got a feeling the smoke coming out of the West stand bogs may turn colour today!!
     
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    You have seperate drawers for kives and forks? Do you have a spoon drawer as well or several - one for tea spoons one for dessert spoons etc
    We just put all ours in one drawer with one of those separator things.
     
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    Terry Nutkins Well-Known Member

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    I have drawers for everything. That way I have to go through loads of drawers to find what I want, its what women do.
     
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    Do you also have a MASSIVE back of the cupboard for storing all the ***** she buys and uses once? Low fat fryer, dumbbells, salad shaker, multi chopper/grater and, my particular favourite......breadmaker.
     
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    Terry Nutkins Well-Known Member

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    Yes all the electrical equipment that we bought that will never be used. Just a store cupboard of out of date junk basically.

    It looks a little bit like this…

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    Isnt that what a loft is for... Oh and you missed Electric Juicer
     
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    Funnily enough I was putting extra flooring in the loft yesterday! You're right. I did forget the juicer. The current mrs. Churton doesn't have one...yet. I did stub my toe on the dumbbells cunningly left at the bottom of the bed in the night though!
     
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    Hi George

    He left his BBS logged in again and l stumbled across your post, l was hoping to come across more interviews with the wonderfullly romantic sounding GG on this special day but i'm yet to find one, my quim shudders at the thought of listening to another interview with him. He's like the Barnsley version of Fred from First Dates. Unfortunately my Gord doesn't have the same effect these days, after he got up scratching his balls and telling me his boxers had "another day left in em" l caught him sliding across the bathroom tiled floor later in the morning like a dog, he has been complaining of piles lately.

    Yours

    Mrs Gord.
     
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    10 / 10 for sarcasm.
     
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    What? Sarcasm?
    You trying to say none of this is true?
     
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    Life's too short for cutlery dividers....
     
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    I gave my wife three valentines cards this morning, one from me and two from the puppies, along with her cup of coffee in bed about 7 o'clock.
    She then told me that she hadn't yet written hers to me yet despite saying she had bought them six months ago. So I had to witness her writing the cards from her and the puppies to me wondering what she could write in such a short time that might be considered loving and caring.
    Just shows how thoughtful some women can be. My heart overflows with sheer emotion.
    Even the feckin envelope flaps were still wet and sticky.
     
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