Now that we've reached the P.O. Final we need someone to mark the occasion by writing us a cheesey song, as was once the custom for FA Cup finalists. Who can forget The Anfield Rap or Ossie's Dream, for instance? Roundsman would be the obvious choice to pen us a tune, if only he frequented the forum anymore. I've got a backing track for Depeche Mode's famous 80s hit 'Just Can't Get Enough' - I've re-written the original lyrics and come up with 'The Tykes Are Going Up!' I might just threaten to record it an'all, unless you all give some cash to Laura's Cystinosis & Geoff Thomas'leukaemia appeals. Where's the guy who did the Stairfoot Roundabout ditty? Perhaps he could come up with summat. At least Embrace didn't get to do Huddersfield's song though. ZZZzzzzzz.