Usain Bolt Scores First Goals

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  1. Spirit Ditch

    Spirit Ditch Well-Known Member

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    ... In oz. Not got a professional contract confirmed yet after trials at Dortmund and Stromgodset. Wonder how he'd get on in League One...
     
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    Terribly. Like a more extreme version of Alex Kiwomya and without the benefit of years of coaching in tactics, positioning etc.
     
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    Terribly. This is like Conor McGregor stepping in the ring with Floyd Mayweather

    Anyone signing him on is doing it purely for PR and t-shirt sales. I'd love to know what kind of money he's on.
     
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    Im guessing he'll have big wage demands as that's been the stumbling block.

    Saying that, wouldnt be surprised if that knob at Peterborough got him in just to help draw more attention to himself.

    Ps reckon he's not even conference level.
     
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    Still I'd love to see him do an Mvoto and 'dribble' the ball from penalty box to penalty box like that magical moment a few years back.
     
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    Just seen the goals, his first was decent to be fair.
     
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    First goal was like Thiams tother week. Good strike
     
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    I thought the same. Decent left peg.
     
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    He'd be knackered.... after 10 seconds ;-)
     

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