A 'male' question!!

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  1. rot

    rothred Active Member

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    To use a teenage parlance.... ROFL
     
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    Why should people laugh at this ??? !!!

    The guy has said its for medical reasons..........which means its serious

    In my experience, with the guys I have come across that needed this operation - their foreskin does not extend over and is tight

    Result that it is painful and not very hygienic.....hence the operation

    Guy I knew at the pit had it done..........and when he'd had it done the nurses tied a bow around it............which was cute of them
     
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    NorfolkRed Well-Known Member

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    60 replies within an hour of posting, I'm a proud man this evening!!
     
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    all you need to do now is get your old man proud and knock one off to celebrate:D
     
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    It's the best thread for ages.... brilliant.
     
  6. Red

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    60 posts about Norfolk Red's kn** - but only 10 posts about football in the last hour - says a lot about the sate of things at Oakwell -- wonder if Keith Hill's been done?
     
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    NorfolkRed Well-Known Member

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    Jesus no not yet!! The book recovery time is 6 weeks so the good lady is in for an extra special Xmas this year!!!
     
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    that's the style..............I hope it dunt sting too much :)
     
  9. Red

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    methinks it will be nearer the twelfth day of Christmas. On the twelfth day of Christmas my true love gave to me a kn** that's skin free.
     
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    Is it tailing off now this thread?
     
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    No it's hanging on by a thread.
     
  12. Nor

    NorfolkRed Well-Known Member

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    It's becoming a bit old hat.
     
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    Cheers, Norfolk, cheered me up no (bell) end!

    Is it like skinless sausage?
     
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    Non-one answered his question though.

    In a few months your bell-end should callus and then it won't be as sensitive but then you'll probably need "lotion" for the old 5-knuckle shuffle like you see in all the American TV shows and movies.

    Cleaning is easier though.
     
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    Cant help you old ****.
     
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    I have two suggestions:

    (1) Stop rubbing it on people
    (2) Get it replaced with the tongue of an old polyveldt

    You're welcome.
     
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    Wire brush and Dettol

    that will sort it out, ask the Big Yin
     
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    Congratulations !

    You'll never look back !

    First thing you'll notice is how much bonnier it looks than the run of the mill edition.

    After the soreness has gone of course!
     
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    The book is definitely optimistic...you can probably forget easter too
     
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    Re: Another tip for the tip

    Don't dunk it then eat it though.
     

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